Top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes

By: Doyouknow.IN | Views: 6439 | Date: 23-Nov-2010

We don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. But let’s face it how many Rajni movies have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by - through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more!

We don’t want to imply that Rajnikanth’s jokes are more famous than his movies. But let’s face it how many Rajni movies have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by -  through sms or email forwards. Surely, much, much more! Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments (read: stress-busters).


We list our top 10. 

1.Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2.Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3.Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
4.If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5.Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
6.Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7.Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
8.Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
9.If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
10.When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11.Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
12.Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
13.Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
14.Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
15.When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

 

 

 

 

 

Oops! Sorry we had to go overboard  (just like the jokes) and we just couldn't restrict it to top 10!

Which is your favorite Rajinikanth joke? Leave us a comment and let us know.

 

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Hiren Shah  |  25-Nov-2010 11:41:15 IST
It is too good !!!
Jimit Shah  |  01-Dec-2010 16:57:12 IST
Few More....

- When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on... he turns the dark off.

- When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

- There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up

- Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".

- East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajini was supposed to be born in 1949.

- Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajanikanth can only give memory loss.

- Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.

- The Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could, but failed to catch him.
Soham Kushe  |  23-Sep-2011 19:53:03 IST
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